How I Masturbate

Today I am horny and quite in the mood,
There are times I need sex, just like I need food.
No matter my method, it’s sure to feel great,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Should I watch porn, on my computer?
Teaching me filth, like my personal tutor.
Big dicks fucking, put me in that state,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Watching some anal or girl on girl,
A hot little gangbang, puts me in a whirl.
Big black cock, gay or straight,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Ah, the perfect scene, I have found,
My shorts and my panties, hit the ground.
Now what to use, as my perfect mate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Should I use my finger, my dildo or vibe?
With each one, I will describe.
Whichever I choose, shall be my date,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

If I go with my finger, I’ll first rub my clit,
Before I insert it, deep in my slit.
Lick off my juices, like I just ate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Maybe the dildo, would work best,
Fulfilling my needs and fulfilling my nest,
That size sliding in, I sure don’t hate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

If I chose my vibe, buzzing along,
With that sensation, it won’t be long.
To stop me now, would make me irate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Maybe a combo, of all three works best,
Not allowing, my smooth pussy to rest.
Which one is my favorite, I will rate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Since I’m a squirter, to prevent such a mess,
Several trash bags, with the bed I do dress.
From my mom, I inherited that trait,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Sitting upright, with my legs cocked back,
Then on my lips, with my hand I will smack.
Sit on the dildo, with all of my weight,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Maybe some ass play is just what I need.
Another cock for my butt, slowly I’ll feed.
With both holes now filled, a DP, I equate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

I shake and I quake and my time I will take,
Cumming so hard for myself I will make.
Using my boobs, as fun loving freight,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

My juice keeps squirting, all over the plastic,
Feels so amazing, and feels so fantastic.
With so much liquid, if it froze, I could skate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

I click the mouse, to find another,
A red headed girl, who fucks her brother,
He shouts her name, take my dick, Kate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

I feel another one coming, let me vibrate that spot,
A bad case of the lusties, is just what I got.
Craving many an orgasm, that will keep me up late,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Hours fly by, now deep in the night,
My pussy is swollen and feeling just right,
My night owl neighbor, has even locked his gate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

After so many times, of violating myself,
I better put my toys, back up on the shelf,
When I get like this, nature decides my fate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

With my vagina tingling, I think it is time,
That I stop all this writing and stop all this rhyme.
Pleasuring myself, will always sedate,
Let me just tell you, how I masturbate.

Now closing my eyes, while tucked in my bed,
Taking a break, from the thoughts in my head.
From all of this smut, I need a clean slate
I just told you, how I masturbate.