All Comments on 'How I Masturbate'

Another delicious masterpiece from the slut princess. 5*

That was awesome again, Britt!! I liked it so much I thought I was having a stroke!! :)

compare just the first verse to the shit by Edwards,

he couldn't hold a candle to your twat

Yes it is so wonderfully great

To tell us how you masturbate.

Stroking your pussy, rubbing your clit,

Tweaking your nipple, the peak of your tit!

Toys inside, legs spread wide,

Wish I were there by your side!

Watching you squirt and moan as you shake

Would inspire me to masturbate!

Touching myself, stroking my cock,

Wouldn't take long by the clock!

Cum shooting onto you on your bed,

Both of us pleasured! 'Nuff said!

Five from me! XOXOXO

Really erotic and fun poem. Great rhymes and wonderful attention to details. It was fun to read and it really aroused me. Keep up the great work.

I would love to sit and watch you Masturbate, your moves, your sighs, your moans,until you squirt, heaven is a woman’s holes craving attention, your friend Steve

So sexy babe, I could listen to you talk about how you masturbate for hours and I have. Soon I will be seeing it but it won’t be masturbation then will it? It be “let me just tell you, how I get fucked.”

Love ya

😘

Say, I did not see my name on that list!

It must be an error, I somehow was missed!

Surely you noticed me waiting down there?

Ready to take you to places so rare.

Okay, okay! I'm free-associating, It's your fault for bringing this subject to my attention, anyway! If I can assist in any way (besides the rhyme!) let me know. ;-)

~B

Outstanding rhythmic poem. Very creative and entertaining. High quality, amusing erotica with dashes of arousing content.

Awesome....

Excellent. You could get plenty more mileage out of that technique

Damn, my dick got so hard in my pants reading this, i wonder how should I masturbate, ;p, anyway just phenomenal

I think my brain just came!

Thanxs frome sweden guy!

Great form, meter, and rhyme. You keep the readers interest the whole way through. Not to mention the erotic infusion of a little humor.