by Middleagepoet
Holy shit this was hilarious. I laughed so hard. I work at Sears and I will never look at our merchandise the same way. Oh the possibilities.
You cracked me up! I'll sure never view my Sears sale flyer in the same way again! But skip trying to mate the Craftsman reciprocating saw with a cucumber! Instead, get a conversion kit and a realistic Vac-u-Lock dildo. All the major sex machine companies offer a kit like this, and those babies are (** level) orgasm-makers.